- How many men does it take to open a beer?
- None. It should be opened when she brings it.

- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
- Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

- Why do

Zasto je bolje biti zena?
- Za vreme masaze ne moras crveneti
- Ne dobijes napad epilepsije cim ti padne nekoliko dlaka s glave
- Ako dode do brodoloma, spasavaju te medu prvima
- Frajeri jos uvek misle da moraju da placaju sve tvoje racune, pa ono sto ustedis mozes