Par šovinističkih fazona na Engleskom
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- Objavljeno subota, 27 oktobar 2018 18:21
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- How many men does it take to open a beer?
- None. It should be opened when she brings it.
- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
- Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
- Why do women have smaller feet than men?
- It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
- When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
- How do you fix a woman's watch?
- You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
- Why do men fart more than women?
- Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
- The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
- A woman who won't do what she's told.
- I married a Miss Right.
- I just didn't know her first name was Always.
- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
- It's called a Wedding Cake.
- Why do men die before their wives?
- They want to.
- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
- Then God created Man and rested.
- Then God created Woman.
- Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
- Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the truth